Sunday, December 05, 2004

Part 2:The Devious Plot

This is part 2 of the mini series the Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers mini series part of the collection Insanity at its Finest. This is a actual conversation in a chat room i made and is edited in no way except for the spacing and the amount of exclamation marks. These are actual people and please dont attempt any of these stunts at home. And now we return to where we last left off.....


trupaokl: *lights chipmunks on fire*
kyael_san: dead chipmunks? WTF?!?!?!
electric_pretty_kitty: -beats him with an overcooked muffin-
electric_pretty_kitty: SHUT UP
trupaokl: *kicks him into well to muffin hell*
kyael_san: mmm muffins, *eats the muffin*
trupaokl: ummmmm those arent muffins...........
kyael_san: it needs something... *whips out some cream cheese*
electric_pretty_kitty: no you cant eat that muffin!
trupaokl: tats your foot................
electric_pretty_kitty: DONT YO UKNOW WUT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU??!!!electric_pretty_kitty: hobbets will crawl out of your ass!
kyael_san: thats not my foot, n I dun care muffin good
electric_pretty_kitty: look theres one already!
kyael_san: good I can be their god now!
trupaokl: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: EVIL ZOMBIE RADIOACTIVE HOBBITS
electric_pretty_kitty: THE HAVE
electric_pretty_kitty: N
electric_pretty_kitty: NO GOD
trupaokl: ATTACK FROTO!
electric_pretty_kitty: THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
electric_pretty_kitty: FROTO MUST DIE!
kyael_san: *orders his hobbit army to attack them*
trupaokl: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kyael_san: now what do I need to eat for flying monkeys? I need air troops...
trupaokl: *turkey tapes mouth shut* HA!
kyael_san: *eats through the turkey tape*
kyael_san: mmm turkey
trupaokl: *summons giant flamming jello monster*
kyael_san: ...momy
electric_pretty_kitty: *throws a lemon pogo stick at everyone*
trupaokl: *jello man eats him* VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: NOW YOU ALL NEED TO GIVE ME MONEY
kyael_san: *holds up a cd* don't make me post these pics of you 2 on the internet!
trupaokl: hey i was drunk!
trupaokl: and she was just kinda there..........
electric_pretty_kitty: NO
electric_pretty_kitty: not the pix from that halloween party?
trupaokl: IT WASNT MY FAULT PEANUT BUTTER CAN REALLY IMPAIR YOUR JUDGEMENT!
electric_pretty_kitty: I WAS DRESSED LIKE THAT FOR MY GRNADMA
trupaokl: yes the halloween party........................
kyael_san: uh huh, the holloween party
electric_pretty_kitty: OH GOD!
kyael_san: I got it recorded of your little 'adventure' in the closet together
electric_pretty_kitty: hey i got the ring back to mordor!
electric_pretty_kitty: SO DHUT UP
electric_pretty_kitty: SHUT UP**
electric_pretty_kitty: YOU BE QUIET
electric_pretty_kitty: I GOT THE RING BACK DAMM IT
kyael_san: bet it would make agood porno, I might even get rich offa it
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
trupaokl: yeah right shes got such small..............fingers
kyael_san: lolkyael_san: soem people have freaky fetishes these days
kyael_san: some^
trupaokl: u could title it rain detecting boobs gone wild!
electric_pretty_kitty: O.O
kyael_san: or "little man in the big mound"
electric_pretty_kitty: or how about
trupaokl: hey tat wasnt me tat was my uncle covered in radishes!
electric_pretty_kitty: IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE PUBERTY BOREING FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
trupaokl: O.O
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
kyael_san: O.o
electric_pretty_kitty: >.<
electric_pretty_kitty:
kyael_san: try me
trupaokl: she'll do it i just know it.........
electric_pretty_kitty: ill do it with my bare hands...
kyael_san: let her
electric_pretty_kitty: buuut
kyael_san: I think yer blufffin
electric_pretty_kitty: you would get to happy about that
trupaokl: WATCH OUT SHES GOT A SPORK!
electric_pretty_kitty: *wips out a bat with nails in it*
trupaokl: oh tat works to
kyael_san: oh yea? well I got a.. a whip!! ha! *pulls out a leather whip* dont make me use the chains too
trupaokl: O.O r u coming on to her or sumn?
trupaokl: wrong move v.v
electric_pretty_kitty: chains exsite me...HAHAHA -beats his balls with the bat of death-kyael_san: shhhh shes not supposed to know
kyael_san: *has a titanium cup*
electric_pretty_kitty: you just came up with that
electric_pretty_kitty: ohh
electric_pretty_kitty: ...
trupaokl: *wips out big magnet*
electric_pretty_kitty: no
electric_pretty_kitty: i got a better idea
electric_pretty_kitty: HEEHEEHEE
electric_pretty_kitty: ^.^
kyael_san: *whips her across the her rear end*
trupaokl: ELECTRICITY!!?
electric_pretty_kitty: shhhhh
kyael_san: if I can fart lightning bolts do you think electricity will hurt me?electric_pretty_kitty: weelll lets seee what we have here
electric_pretty_kitty: nut..titanium
electric_pretty_kitty: electricity?
electric_pretty_kitty: ....
trupaokl: in the right place yes most likely
kyael_san: electricity no hurt me, I can manipulate and absorb it
trupaokl: but can u absorb peanut butter
kyael_san: who says it wont just... never mind, go for it
kyael_san: peanut butter... I can eat that
electric_pretty_kitty: kyael san you have no face
kyael_san: yush I do
electric_pretty_kitty: no..no you dont
kyael_san:
electric_pretty_kitty: AND SOON YOU SHALL HAVE NO BALLS!
kyael_san: umm sorry, they'r stayin with me
electric_pretty_kitty: if you have any...
trupaokl: wait............
trupaokl: just what i was thinking
kyael_san: oh I do I can show you too
kyael_san: in the bed room, whadya say?
trupaokl: *rips off pants* I KNEW IT THEIR JUST GLOF BALLS!
trupaokl: *golf*
electric_pretty_kitty: XD
kyael_san: *has boxers on*
electric_pretty_kitty: LITTLE BOXERS!
electric_pretty_kitty: XD
kyael_san: betcha theyr to big for you
trupaokl: MWHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: uuuuh...yeah i dont have any balls
electric_pretty_kitty: they proubley are?
kyael_san: golf balls are better than Mr.Marbles there *points to trupaolk*
kyael_san: trupaokl^
trupaokl: HEY! *turns around and puts beach balls in pants* whos the man now?electric_pretty_kitty: either way..you both suckj
electric_pretty_kitty: each other
trupaokl: only on tuesdays
electric_pretty_kitty: so u admitt it
kyael_san: I dont suck, only much carpet thursdays for $5
trupaokl: who said hes a guy?
trupaokl: *rips off pants+boxers*trupaokl: see hes a she!


BUH BUH BUUUUUUUUH! Is kyael_san really a girl? Will electric_pretty_kitty get her paws on kyael_sans balls? Will trupaokl and kyael_san really become gay lovers? Stay tuned and find out in part 3 of the Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers mini series coming to Lemming Man Theater soon!

1 comment:

Kyael said...

Ahem.. now that I have a bloggishness thingy I can comment officially, I'd like to point out that this IS all fictional.. I AM a male and my rear end is an Exit ONLY!