intro gone story (a.k.a. follow your heart)

The moon slipped out from behind a puffy white cloud, enlightening the rolling hills below. Its halo of light brightening the sky around it as if it was day, its dim light cascading down and casting the field in a faint glow. The tall yellow grass sprouted from the ground about a foot as a meandering trail left behind leads to a young dragon boy hidden away under the meadow. He looked to the heavens above, the stars twinkling in his dark brown eyes, eyes that seemed to dip down to boundless depths surrounding him in a slight air of mystery. He looked to the moon and smiled a warm comforting smile that could befriend even the most unapproachable of characters. With his hand he brushed his medium length brown hair from his eyes, revealing his short curved horns. Sitting up he hugged his legs close to him, unfolding his red wings stretching them a bit as his long tail swished from side to side rustling the grass behind him. He appeared to be 15 years old and wore the typical set of cloths for his age. On his back he had a light brown jacket with a plain white T-shirt and had a pair of dark blue cargo pants with slightly ripped up legs. He wore a pair of old scuffed up tennis shoes and a black collar necklace as well. Looking to moon again he seemed to get lost in its comforting glow as he sat there in absolute silence aside from the bitter breeze. A breeze so chilling that it would cause others to shiver, yet he seemed to embrace and become empowered from it. Humming to himself he just sat there and smiled as if not a care in the world, as if he was sitting side by side with the girl he loved as he smiled to the moon. “If only she was here…” he said, his voice trailing off in the wind. Placing his hand on his shoulder he felt her touch, he felt her soft cheeks pressing against his own, he felt her caring embrace as her imaginary ghost held him tightly. As fast as a crack of the whip, suddenly the breeze kicked up into a powerful gust so all that could be heard was the white noise of the wind whipping through the grass snapping him out of his dream like state. Attempting to challenge the wind, he stood up slowly but surely, facing the wind head on as his hair blew about wildly. As he planted his feet firmly he began shouting to the wind “Is this all that you got! Is this all the strength that you can muster!” as he trudge forward, one straining step after another. The more he pushed onward the stronger the wind got, soon plants were being ripped out by the roots flying backwards like dandelions and soon, the very sound of it was unbearably earsplitting. Looking up he noticed a rather large tree only 30 feet away, not being in a particularly good position to question why he had not noticed such a enormous site before, he decided not to question a good thing. Dropping down onto all fours he dug his nails deep into the dirt, folded his wings tight against his back to become more streamlined, and powered on. Slowly making his way to the tree inch by inch what could have been minutes seemed hours to him, yet never once stopping to ask himself why he was fighting such an unbeatable force. In his mind he believed he could not win yet in his heart he was all but certain that there was hope for him, and that’s all the strength he needed to continue to move onward. As came within arms length of the tree, with one great leap, he reached out and clung to the tree tightly. Trying with all his might to hold on suddenly as rapid as the wind picked up, it began to fade gradually until it was no more than a faint warm breeze. Pausing for a second trying to comprehend what had just happened, he looked about wide eyed as if expecting a ghost to jump out of nowhere. All of a sudden he broke out in hysterical laughter letting go of the tree and rolling about on the ground. Seeming to be caught up in a great fit of joy as he laughed and laughed as if he was a small boy again. He did not know why he was laughing exactly, but he laughed on anyway. As his laughter faded away he sat up and inspected the tree before him. The tree appeared to be ancient and near to death yet it stood there unmoving even in the powerful wind that had passed. Jumping up he hung off one of the branches to test it. It seemed solid enough so he jumped up onto it and made his way to the top. After reaching about half way he looked down to see how far he had ascended. “It’s really a great view from up here.” he said to himself looking out to see the field below marveling at the shadows dancing about as the wind caused the meadow to move like one giant wave. Just sitting there he was in a state of complete serenity as his mind seemed free from its constant cycle of ever thinking. Sitting there he felt as if time had stopped, as if he would never have to worry of anything ever again. Temporarily losing sense of time he sat there for what was hours yet to him everything seemed to happen within seconds. Leaning back he looked skyward to the stars above and snapped out of his state of tranquility as he noticed something out of the usual. The tree seemed to have grown by at least 25 feet without him noticing. Standing up, he jumped up to the branch above him and stood for a second as if expecting the tree to react. Staring down the tree he stood there waiting. Scratching his head he looked down to the ground again seeing if anything had changed but as he looked up again the tree seemed to grow again. Reaching up to grab the branch above his head he pulled himself up as the tree grew again before his very eyes. Climbing another branch the tree grew again. Speeding his pace up a bit the tree grew even faster as if the tip of it was running away from him yet teasing him to try and catch it. Hopping from one branch to another upwards it grew faster and faster. Soon he was almost flying up the tree with its tip always just barely out of reach. The game of tag soon led up to great heights and into the clouds as his brow moistened with sweat. Never looking down, he powered on just because in his gut he felt that there was something at the end, but not knowing exactly what was not going to stop him. Abruptly the branch stopped growing just below a small white cloud. Slowing his ascent, he made his way up the last couple branches of the tree. Breathing heavily, near the point of collapsing, he tried his best to catch his breath and poked his head through the bottom of the cloud. Still catching his breath he scanned the cloud and what he saw really took his breath away. Surrounded by the infinite splendor of the stars and the ever smiling moon was beauty defined. It was her. As he stood there awestruck, he could to form words while she sat with her back to him looking out to the stars. She seemed to be sitting on the cloud as if it was solid. Not even caring about the fact that he was merely standing on fog, he lifted himself up onto the cloud and walked over to her. He could not believe his eyes but he believed in his heart it truly was her and that’s all that really mattered. He walked over to her, again at a loss words, and sat beside her. They both continued to gaze at the stars as he placed his arm across her shoulders and smiled with tears in his eyes. Looking to him she smiled as well as she rested her head on his shoulder with the same joyful tears forming. Words were not needed as they sat there together in the moons comforting glow. He did not know if this was a dream or if it was reality but it did not matter. All that he cared about was that they were together and nothing else mattered. Just sitting there in silence . Not able to hold the tears back any longer he whispered softly “I love you….” as tears began to roll down her cheeks as well “I love you too….” as they sat there forever, never wishing the moment to end.

Just felt like making a post

I feel really depressed right now. Ive been thinking about Loki all night and I want to talk to her but I dont want to get her in trouble again for calling late. To put it in the simplest terms possible I just feel like I need a hug right now. Im trying to do my poetry homework but all I write about is about her. Like "her words as loving as a kiss" "her touch as gentle as a feather" "my thoughts as deep as a well" I also wrote a poem (since its poetry homework) about her and it sucks but I dont give a flip who reads this right now.

To feel
as if a hole has been filled
blossoming like a flower
with each passing word
her whisper
like a warm summers breeze
dreaming of nothing
but her
life is unfair
as she was ripped away
like a bandage
leaving a sting
and reopening the wound
caused by life
without her

Its stupid, it sucks, its free verse and thats the only kind i can write, dont say its good cause theres no way in hell im going to believe anyone. Its just one of those moments where I would give anything to be with her right now. Its strange really. I think constantly of the ways that we are different and how never seeing her has changed the way we feel about each other. Its as they say, absence makes the heart grow fonder. But what about absence of something that was never there to begin with yet you feel it all the same? Everyday I do not talk to her it feels more and more like I imagined it all. How long we have felt this way towards each other just my mind playing tricks on me. Most of the time I know in my heart I love her but sometimes its hard to hold onto that feeling. It slips from my grasp and is replaced with doubt, emptiness, sorrow, and a great feeling of being totally alone in the world. At these times I dont know what to think. I try to power through and do what needs to be done in my everyday life like homework and kung fu and so on and so forth but its tough. Sometimes I just want to just say "screw it!" and forget about everything and have no worries. Life is strange how there is always something to worry about. When your a kid you dont register in your brain what might be coming while as you get older your responsibilities pile up and you are forced to worry about your job and money and the government and even on vacation where you try to get away theres still the day you have to go back and worry about finishing that statement at work. Then when your old you worry about diying and how your kids will pay for your funeral. All there is to do in life is worry about whats going to happen. Theres never a single moment when you can have no worries and actually relax. At times I am able to go outside and just stare at the moon and feel calm and get away from my worries but as soon as that moon is blocked by closed doors im back to living a stressful life just like everyother human being. We have been enslaved by our own system. All I wish for right now with all my heart is to be able to quit doubting myself and my love for Loki but I cant untill that one day I can look her in the eye and hold her. That day will come soon and hopefully we can both last untill then.

Monarchs and Drunken Irish

The last 4 days have been really busy for me. My schools baskteball team the Monarchs made it to state this year and the pep band got a chance to play at all the games. The first day on wednesday we drove up and I sat with my friends Andrew (Possum), Deric, Josh, and Stephanie on the way up and back. We played 20 questions most of the way and I really cofused everybody including myself when I thought cotton came from sheep and was never alive and when Andrew argued that ragu is more of a tomato sauce then a paste (which is yet to be determined). Then some people start driving beside us on my side of the bus and started honking their horn so by reflex I look out and this guys naked fat ass was pressed against the window. Too bad I was trying to keep myself from going blind and forgot to get the license plate number. After a couple hour drive we made it up to the Tacoma dome, got our instuments off the bottom of the bus, and headed in. Inside the dome was huge and the ceiling was at least 100 feet high if not more. As the game got started we sat down and got ready to play as someone passed a big bag of peanuts around. Everybody made a mess and the floor had half an inch of peanut shells on the ground. We won the game against Renton 61 to 58. There was a little cheering here and there but it wasnt all that exciting. Driving home Josh and I bugged Stephanie by trying to steal her hair band cause for some reason she hides if she doesnt have a pony tail. The second day it was just me and Deric cause Andrew forgot to sign up and Josh and Nibblet (Stephanie) got stuck in the back. We played hangman for a while and got bored of it pretty fast so the last one I did was 1 letter and Deric said "I dont want to play anymore. I dont know.....Z I guess." and he got it right lol. The game was pretty good as we crushed the Sedro-Woolley cubs 68-41. We were a little more enthusiastic this time but still wasnt all that amazing really but it was a great game. On the way back it had been raining and the sun was just setting so the sun was shining off the road and we say 4 seperate crashes on the road. 1 of them happening right in front of us. From what I heard I dont think there were any deaths cause the crashes werent all that bad but there were a few minor injuries. After getting back to school my mom picked us up and we headed to taco time n.n On day 3 everybody was starting to get tired but the bus ride was still pretty fun with Andrew back. We played 20 questions some more and Deric won in 3 questions (he just lucky!) The game was definately one of the better ones Ive seen. We were playing Rainier Beach, I think they made it to finals last year, and who were possibly one of the toughest teams at the tournament. The odd thing was most of our guys were white and wore white jerseys while Rainier Beach was mostly black guys with black jerseys so there were alot of wierd things come from our head screamers mouth Myels, and boy does he got some powerful lungs. He shouted things like "Put the whip to them!" and "Once you go black you never go back although white is alright!" or one of the real crowd pleasers "Michael Jackson is more black than you!" During half time we were about to play "Gimmie Some Lovin" but once of the trombone players started playing "Hey Baby" and screwed us up. After finishing the song , with a couple screw ups, the other band started playing "Hey Baby"! So we did what we always did during Hey Baby........we sang. We sang loud, proud, and out of key! We got alot of funny looks from the crowd and one guy even pretended to conduct us but our drum major just laughed and gave us the loser sign. After laughing our asses off half time weas over and the game was back on. Rainier Beach played a tough game, we got fouled alot after the second quarter, but in the end we won 56-44 and the band exploded. Everybody was flipping out that we finally made it to state finals and we made sure everybody in the dome knew and we were even live on seattle news! The drum major gave us the V and we got ready to play our fight song "Go Vandals" which we played as loud as we could. Too bad for the person right infront of the trombone and trumpet section.....On the bus we screamed our selfs even more hoarse as we did a couple cheers and flashed the V for victory at the other band and shouted at them some more. Then as they were leaving the entire bus flipped us off. Their such sore losers but it was one of the funniest sites I have ever seen. We started singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall as we got on the highway but it died at 93 bottles and we got to what everybody calls "Roller Coaster drive" on the way out of Tacoma and we put our hands up and screamed on the way down pretending to be on a roller coaster. Yeah I know we're freaks....but it was fun! We did a few waves then sang our pep music where each person pretended to be their own instrument. It was actually pretty good for being really stupid. We sang hey baby, low rydder, rock and roll part 2, and fun zone and we just laughed and shouted half way home. A few mac trucks went by and everybody tried to get them to blow their horn but all we got out of them was a couple quick toots. Also later on suddenly everybody screamed "HOOTERS!!!!" as we drove it and for some reason some asked who was hooters so Cory, as he usually does, provided the answer in a somewhat wierd fashion "Its a family reastraunt!" After everyone calmed down Andrew was telling some jokes from a internet cartoon red vs. blue. My favorite one was "We're in the middle of know where! You cant pick up chicks with a tank!?" After we ran out of things to talk about Andrew and I just sat there as Deric and Alec who sat behind us slept. I dont know how we got on the subject but we started talking about the meaning of life and how it should be spent. I never could tell that Andrew was really that deep and thoughtful cause usually hes a extremely strange hyper super genius but I helped him with a few things that were bothering him and then we talked about video games lol. Finally getting back home I trudged to my bedroom and flopped my bed and fell asleep. It had been a exhausting day and I could barely talk from all the shouting we did. Waking up early the next day I just couldnt wait for the game. I went through my normal day and went outside to mow the lawn. I had been thinking of the night before and thought up a new saying "Dont judge a book by its cover and dont judge a author by his book." but after that I was too excited to just sit down and think. I got my backpack ready with a couple pops for my friends and I, a pillow, and my MP3 player. I put it on and I see a flashlight on my floor and think to myself "I guess I'll bring that flashlight just for the heck of it." so I stuck that in there to. My mom drove me to the school and when we got in the band room Mr. Swecker brang out 3 slightly eaten cakes as he said "Everybody get sugared up!" There was carrot cake, chocolate cake with creme filling and vanilla frosting, and chocolate with chocolate frosting and all 3 had writing on it like "Happy birthday!" or "Have a good retirment!" but hey it was good cake at least! Walking around I noticed the board said "From the seattle times" and a arrow pointing to a picture of one of Rainier Beaches guys screaming that they lost and the text under it said "We could have won if we had a band as good as theirs!"It was a good laugh and I think Mr. Swecker really liked it. We got on the bus and I sat with Nibblet while Josh got stuck with one of the annoying twins Kyel....or was it Meyls?.....but anyways, she brought her gameboy and we played super mario bros. taking turns. A bunch of people passed around pringles, cookies, and pop. Then we stopped at a strip mall with a bunch of reastraunts and Mr. Swecker gave all of us some money the school provided for food. Josh, Nibblet, and I went to god fathers pizza and ordered a medium pepperoni and talked about sushi and stuff. Afterwards we went over to DQ and Nibblet and I pooled our money together to get some milk shakes but we didnt have enough for tax so I bribed Andrew who just walked in with some candy I got from a play till you win game at godfathers pizza for a couple quarters. We got back on the road once everybody got back and Mr. Swecker passed out bags of candy to share he got from the dollar store. After about half an hour we saw the 13 mile sign for Tacoma and suddenly when we hit a bump and the bus started beeping to indicate something is wrong. We turned onto a pull off ramp and checked it over to find that there was a problem with the air brakes. The bus driver gets back on and says "I forgot my emergency pack. Does anyone happen to have a falshlight?" so I was like "..........I have a flashlight!" so I gave it to her and someone also happened to have some electrical tape and a shoelace. It was like fate or something.......so we were off again. We unloaded as usual and right when they opened the doors for us we gave out a roar and made our way in to find that nobody heard us cause the game was on the other side of the dome. So we walked on over and got ready for the game. As usual we were the bigger band of the 2 and we played really good but our team didnt. We were playing O'Dea, last years state champions. It was a huge all guy private school and they were loud. They were screaming,cheering,pounding on chairs, it felt like an earthquake. Our team good the first half at 24-22 and at we kept them behind by at least a couple points for a while untill the 3rd quarter with 3:35 they over took us 31-30 and it went downhill from there. In the end we played a good game but lost 60-48. I was always use to being the team that crushed the other guys with a come from behind victory but the tables had turned. But we had gotten 2nd in state and thats still a great acheivment. Now we can run it in R.A. Long and Kelsos face! We werent exactly excited but we werent exactly sad either just a little disapointed. It was our last pep game for the year and we had lost. I feel bad for the seniors since this is their last game period while us freshman still have 3 more years. We got on the bus and Beca, one of our drum majors, gave a speech about how great we did and how she proud of us all and how shes going to miss us. Everybody clapped for her and she even started to cry. We gave a couple good cheers then got on the highway. Stephanie and I played Mario somemore (i just could help but laugh thinking of peanut butter) and I finally beat the part she had been stuck on for a while. We listened to my music and it turns out she likes New Found Glory and Green Day. I was surprised really cause she usually only listens to country but soon my battery ran out. Ive been kinda thinking maybe I might, keywords being might and kinda!, ask Stephanie out. Ill have to work on not being so disgusting and wierd around her before she will even consider the idea without going "EWWWWWWWWWWW!" but I have a feeling that after the trip she finds me slightly less gross....very slightly. We got back to Longview and there were a couple cheers seeing the welcome sign and we made our we back to the school. We put our instruments back in our lockers, had some more cake, and went home. There were alot of sad faces from the seniors but hopefully they can have just as good experiences in college band as they did high school. It was kinda symbolic as they gently placed their instruments away and walked to their cars glancing back at the band room. I know someday that day will come for me to and well I'm gonna make sure I will have a good time while I can. I guess believe it or not ive found out what school spirit really is now although I still do not believe in school rivalry its really more how supportive you are of the others around you. I know the day will come when I go to my final pep game and I dont get to see my friends again, or dance around like a wierdo during half time, or enjoy the fight over the candy Swecker throws out, or scream my head off and stomp around just because I can, but I will untill that last state game where if we win or lose I will just smile and do a victory lap around the track.

Hard Times on V-day

As I have said a million times and hope that I can a million more that I’m glad I can help. As I sat there reading what you had said my eyes traced the letters on the keyboard over and over as tears rolled down my cheeks. L-O-V-E. I have never felt it before and I wish to feel it forever more. This feeling of being lightheaded , sick, worried, confused, yet so as happy as I have never felt before. At times I wish it to stop, to have the life I once had that was so uncomplicated, but at others I wish it to never end. I look behind my shoulder with hope of you being there ,but even though I know it will never be that way ,I look anyway because there is always hope. Hope is undeniable. It is there as sure as the sun will rise in the morning or set at night. On days of despair the sun is blocked by clouds of doubt, fear, jealousy, hate, sorrow, or confusion but you know in you heart it is there. I look to the moon knowing that we are connected, in someway at least, and I try to imagine the warmth of your body in my arms. You know how I feel about you. I would die just so you could have a good life. You know that all I want is your happiness, and that is why I stay. I am always here for you and always will. I wish that I could hold you forever and make sure that nothing ever bad will happen to you, but I know I cannot do that. All I can do is sit here, tell you how I feel and trust in you judgment. Please think of the consequences of your actions because alot of times shit happens and it all could have been changed....if someone would just take a minute to think. You say that there is no point to life and I agree with you in a way. No one is born with a purpose to life, everyone makes their own. Life is a challenge, which you choose to take or not to take, and is not meant to be unbearable but to do what you want to do. Do what brings you joy in life. I feel that my purpose in life is to try and help others because it is what brings me the most joy in my life. If I could put a smile on just one persons face, even if it is only for a little while, I am happy beyond words. Some times the path in life you have chosen or have been forced to take is rough but there is no reason to give up. Death or merely quitting and saying, why do anything? everything is pointless, is the cowards way out, it is only for the weak and short minded. Some things may seem that way at times but everything and everyone one has a purpose but some just do not wish to take the challenge to find it and never amount to anything. Do not give up because i know the purpose you find will be a great one someday. Do not feel you need to amount to societys standards, but to your own. You have made a difference in my life and others and that is all that matters. The whole world may not remember you when you die but the ones you have effected will. The world wont remember the ‘famous’ people sooner or later anyway but be glad you could make a difference in some peoples lives especially mine and I am glad that I could put a smile on your face and I will hopefully do the same for years to come. I love you Loki and wish you a happy valentines day.

To:Loki-ness

By:Eric

Part 3: Identity Crisis

Now for the long awaited Part 3 of the infamous Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers Mini Series!!! Sorry for the long wait but I've been kinda busy lately and forgot to put it up. As I have said before this is a actual conversation and has not been edited in anyway except the amount of exclamation marks and some spacing. Prepare for the long awaited ending. Heres a tip, read the other parts first so you can actually get a idea of wtf we're talking about. But theres no guarntee you'll understand it at all even if your either really high or have a thing for rubber rooms.

electric_pretty_kitty: eww
kyael_san: oh yea? *rips of all of trupaokl's clothes* he's just a head on a robot bodie! that has absolutly NOTHIN down there
electric_pretty_kitty: ...this got really disturbing reallllly fast
kyael_san: lol
electric_pretty_kitty: well if he is a robot he doesnt need anything down there does he?electric_pretty_kitty: because robots cant feel
trupaokl: *pulls off robo skin and turns out to be a bunch of lemmings*
kyael_san: well no but my point is he cant get the pleasure of doin it
kyael_san: lesbo is better than nothin dontcha think?
trupaokl: hey i can still get surgery!
electric_pretty_kitty: omg
kyael_san: and what if it malfunctions inside her?
electric_pretty_kitty: OH MY GOD
kyael_san: or explodes
electric_pretty_kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAACK
electric_pretty_kitty: OH MY GOD IM NOT HEARING THIS
trupaokl: who said im gonna do her shes too......................
electric_pretty_kitty: my por littl emind
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
kyael_san: no your just reading it
trupaokl: fat...........
electric_pretty_kitty: i know
electric_pretty_kitty: O.
electric_pretty_kitty: O.-
electric_pretty_kitty: what?
trupaokl: i mean I NEVER SAID ANYTHING!
electric_pretty_kitty: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ERIC?!?!?!
kyael_san: he called you fat! woop his robo ass
electric_pretty_kitty: ILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
trupaokl: NO!
electric_pretty_kitty: I HAVE CHIPMUNKS!
trupaokl: i was talking about her! *points to kyael*
electric_pretty_kitty: her?
trupaokl: yeah duh
electric_pretty_kitty: thats a her?
electric_pretty_kitty: and her is that?
trupaokl: he got a sex change 2 days ago
electric_pretty_kitty: ..
electric_pretty_kitty: sure
electric_pretty_kitty: >.>
kyael_san: *turns sideways looks like just a pair of boobs in the air*
kyael_san: I'm skinny as paper wtf you talkin about?
trupaokl: hey its not whats up top its whats down below
trupaokl: the shoes duh
electric_pretty_kitty: -hits the boobs with a baseball bat-
kyael_san: wow that hurts and feels nice at the same time!!
trupaokl: O.o huh?
kyael_san: painful pleasure
electric_pretty_kitty: no
electric_pretty_kitty: being hit in the boobs WITH ANYTHING
electric_pretty_kitty: never feels good
trupaokl: i think shes coming on to u
electric_pretty_kitty: on any level
electric_pretty_kitty: IT IS PAINFUL HEELLLL
trupaokl: come on go to georgia and get married u 2!
electric_pretty_kitty: eww
trupaokl: can i throw the rice!?
electric_pretty_kitty: i like men thank you
kyael_san: really? then why do girls like them rubbed?
electric_pretty_kitty: MEN
electric_pretty_kitty: GUYS BOYS MEN
kyael_san: I LOVE WOMEN!!
electric_pretty_kitty: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEz
trupaokl: wow a foursome!
kyael_san: wait wait wait, did you sa boys? you petifile!!
kyael_san: say^
electric_pretty_kitty: holy crap im getting the fuck out of here before some one rapes me
kyael_san: LMAO
Yahoo! Messenger: electric_pretty_kitty has left the conference.
trupaokl: LMAO!!!!!
trupaokl: im gonna put this on my blog!
trupaokl: hmmmmmmmm ill make it a 3 part piece
trupaokl: part 1:midgets and peanut butter dont mix
trupaokl: part 2:the devious plot
trupaokl: part 3:identity crisis
kyael_san: lmao!!
kyael_san: rtflol
trupaokl: and then the credits
trupaokl: anything u like to say to the world right now?
kyael_san: yes
kyael_san: I wish she woulda stayed, the rape coulda made a part 4
trupaokl: yeah well ummmm i dont think some of the audience would like tat........kyael_san: oh well
kyael_san: you asked for my coment and I gave it
trupaokl: yeah well anyway im planing on doing this again so stay tuned to the station with all the greatest hits The Lemming Man Theater!
kyael_san: lmao
trupaokl: oh and of course i would like to give thx to mountain dew because without them none of this would be possible
kyael_san: whats moutain dew got to do with it?
trupaokl: alot of things my dear boy
trupaokl: alot of things.........
kyael_san: if you say so

From crappy as hell to one of the best days of my life!!

Loki has done something for me. Something great. I don't want to say what it is because if I did some of my friends might judge her before they meet her. I never thought that someone would ever change what their lives are like just for me. And I thought I felt guilty when I got a present, this is huge guilt. I just ddin't know what to say after she told me. I know I owe her one. (lol it's not that diffrent really cause I would do anything for her anyway) All I can say really is that she was caught up in something that made me constantly worry about her and she quit. I don't exactly know the rules of it and all but she quit friday. I've done things for her like making her smile, telling her there's always hope, being there when she needs someone to talk to, and showing her that I love her. I get emberrased when I talk about love and it's hard to talk to her on the phone (I hope it's not so awkward in real life) but I've been trying to work on those things. But what she has done is greater. She lifted a huge weight on my shoulders, I may feel guilty, but I thank her for that. For those of you who might go to www.newgrounds.com I posted "I love you Loki and I deeply appreciate what you did for me, thank you" on the front page for the world to see. It may be kinda stupid and cheesey but I wanted to do it. I still owe her a couple thousand more thank you's though. Ok now something even greater. LOKI'S DAD IS SELLING HIS COMPANY AND MOVING TO MY TOWN!!! So Loki can stay alot longer than one day. SHE CAN STAY THE ENTIRE SUMMER OR EVEN LONGER!!!! I just can't wait till summer even more than I did before! At first I was worried we might not get to see each other because she was coming only for 1 day and my and dad are planning a trip to Arkansas to visit my grandparents but they don't know when. But now if everything goes as planned then it's gonna be THE GREATEST SUMMER EVER!!!!!!! ^.^

there needs to be a stronger word for crappy

Sorry about not posting for a while ive been kinda side tracked by random things. (no big surprise huh?) Well this is possibly the worst week ever. First my friends Ashely and Jeremy get into this huge fight over a random subject like they always do and I get caught in the middle. Then I punch Jeremy playfully and he thought it was Ashely so he punched her in the stomache and complained of a stomache ache and later found outit knocked loose a ulcer. She says its going to kill her and I believed her. Later I found out an ulcer is not deadly at all (yeah im a idiot, I know). Now she's going to transfer to a diffrent school because of Jeremy cause the only reason she came to his school was to be with him and now they hate each other. The band sure was happy. On the day she transfers theres most likely gonna be a party. Personally I am beginnging to notice how annoying she is and its getting on my nerves. She also keeps wanting to buy me stuff and that just annoys me because its always some expensive extravagant gift and I feel guilty as hell. Now sorta steering away from school, turns out my aunt is dying next week. At first they said it was going to be 6 months but it turns out the cancer spread faster than they thought. I never knew her so I'm not effected as much as some other members of my family. My dad sure seems to be taking it well even though it's his sister. He hasn't shown any emotion about it at all. Blandly he says "She only has 1 week to live" then switched on the T.V. He is just keeping it inside and thinks he's too much of a man to care about whats happening. I can't believe I am related to him. We are completely diffrent personality wise but everyone says we look and sound alot alike. So in a nut shell my week was complete shit.

My problem

Who wants to hear about my life? Huh anyone? Well I'm gonna say what I've been meaning to say for a long time. I am in love and I'm confused,worried,happy,sad,and fucking scared right now. Loki has a dangerous life and there is nothing I can do to help her. Everyday I sit in my room thinking "I hope she's ok." I know she can handle herself in a fight but I worry. If I was there I would try to help her get through the best I can and try to comfort her after what just happened but all I can do is write. If she was in a hospital bed hooked up to a breather dieing slowly all I can do is sit here worry my ass off and just try and imagine what happened while I click clear off pop ups. I am confused and nobody can help me. I have never been in love until I met Loki and I'm as close to 100% sure about that as I possibly can be but there is always that sliver of doubt that overcomes me from time to time. The worst part is my family can never know about it. All they would do is judge and make fun of me. They can never know about what is happening or 1 of 3 things will happen. 1 I will never get a chance to see Loki or 2 make fun of me for being in love or 3 they will make me take counciling. Not many people have my kind of problem. I'm sort of like a worried parent while their child is in a war. All I can do is write to her and worry if she's ok 24/7. If your reading this Loki you know how much I worry about you sometimes and I don't want you to get upset about that. I know every word I write in this you get more and more anxious about summer and your mind gets more cluttered. All that I'm asking is for you to do is be careful sometimes. I know your true to your word and will most likely go to the "new years eve party" and you should know what I'm talking about when I say that. Next time you get a chance please come online because I really want to talk to you about something.

Im starting a new project

O.k. I'll just give the highlights of my day. Loki drew my this AMAZING picture of a dragon and gave me it as an early christmas present! ^.^ and......Yeah thats pretty much the only interesting thing. I knew I had to repay her somehow so I begged and begged her to let me buy her a present. She finally (not happily) said it was ok but only if it wasn't that big. I looked around a couple stores while my mom went christmas shopping. I couldn't find anything so I'm planing on writing her a letter and a christmas card and writing her something. I don't exactly know what to write about yet but I might have some ideas. I'm gonna try to keep the sappy-ness to a minimum but no guarentees. I'm gonna work on it for a couple weeks and do as many drafts as I can and spend as much time as possible on it. (whatever it is)

another sappy entry

Some friends beat each other up for the fun of it, some open up to each other, some play video games together, some just like the same band, some don't have anything in common other than they like to talk to each other. There are many diffrent kinds and degrees of friendship. Some you just say hi to as you pass them in the hall while others you talk to for hours on end. Some you dont talk much about your thoughts, only about if you saw the newest episode of simpsons and others you talk about your thoughts about life. Everybody needs a friend they can go to for help or talk to about who's dating who or talk about the news. No matter what kinda friend they are they mean something to you. Some friends you would loan a dollar once in a while and others you would take a bullet for. Everybody needs at least one friend. Some people live their whole life alone saying they are happy about their solitude but on the inside they are sad and lonely. Some kids have 20 friends while others have only 1 or 2. But the kid with only a couple friends could be more happy than the one with 20 because it doesn't matter how many friends you have its the quality of friends thats important. The kid thats really popular has so many friends he can't keep track and focus on building relatinships with their friends because there are so many while the unpopular person has friends that will defend them and always be there for them. It's like that old saying quality over quantity. I have friends that I goof off with, friends I write storys with, friends that help me with homework, friends I express inner thoughts with, and some friends have grown beyond just normal friendship. SUPER FRIENDSHIP DO DO DOOO! Just kidding. I don't exactly have soo many friends that I dont remember their names but I have a few of every kind and each one is as insane as the next and thats what counts. Everybody needs friends and without them many people would be lonley and depressed all their life. I have a couple friends that get into fights (if they're reading this you know who you are) slapping each other, throwing each others books, poking each other in the ribs, arguing about some random topic telling each other to shut up untill I have to step in and tell them both to shut up. But soon after its all over and they swear they're never talking again they just go back to being the best of friends. That is a great display of friendship in a way. Even after constant fighting they are still great friends and don't let much come between them. In fact one of them was threating me thinking I was taking their place. But soon we were all jumping around singing Lifes Gonna Suck When You Grow Up. So don't let little things come in between your friendship with someone. Just try to deal with it and go back to being friends. Just because you have a fight over what movie you want to see doesn't mean you should never talk to each other again.

Part 2:The Devious Plot

This is part 2 of the mini series the Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers mini series part of the collection Insanity at its Finest. This is a actual conversation in a chat room i made and is edited in no way except for the spacing and the amount of exclamation marks. These are actual people and please dont attempt any of these stunts at home. And now we return to where we last left off.....


trupaokl: *lights chipmunks on fire*
kyael_san: dead chipmunks? WTF?!?!?!
electric_pretty_kitty: -beats him with an overcooked muffin-
electric_pretty_kitty: SHUT UP
trupaokl: *kicks him into well to muffin hell*
kyael_san: mmm muffins, *eats the muffin*
trupaokl: ummmmm those arent muffins...........
kyael_san: it needs something... *whips out some cream cheese*
electric_pretty_kitty: no you cant eat that muffin!
trupaokl: tats your foot................
electric_pretty_kitty: DONT YO UKNOW WUT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU??!!!electric_pretty_kitty: hobbets will crawl out of your ass!
kyael_san: thats not my foot, n I dun care muffin good
electric_pretty_kitty: look theres one already!
kyael_san: good I can be their god now!
trupaokl: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: EVIL ZOMBIE RADIOACTIVE HOBBITS
electric_pretty_kitty: THE HAVE
electric_pretty_kitty: N
electric_pretty_kitty: NO GOD
trupaokl: ATTACK FROTO!
electric_pretty_kitty: THE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
electric_pretty_kitty: FROTO MUST DIE!
kyael_san: *orders his hobbit army to attack them*
trupaokl: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kyael_san: now what do I need to eat for flying monkeys? I need air troops...
trupaokl: *turkey tapes mouth shut* HA!
kyael_san: *eats through the turkey tape*
kyael_san: mmm turkey
trupaokl: *summons giant flamming jello monster*
kyael_san: ...momy
electric_pretty_kitty: *throws a lemon pogo stick at everyone*
trupaokl: *jello man eats him* VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: NOW YOU ALL NEED TO GIVE ME MONEY
kyael_san: *holds up a cd* don't make me post these pics of you 2 on the internet!
trupaokl: hey i was drunk!
trupaokl: and she was just kinda there..........
electric_pretty_kitty: NO
electric_pretty_kitty: not the pix from that halloween party?
trupaokl: IT WASNT MY FAULT PEANUT BUTTER CAN REALLY IMPAIR YOUR JUDGEMENT!
electric_pretty_kitty: I WAS DRESSED LIKE THAT FOR MY GRNADMA
trupaokl: yes the halloween party........................
kyael_san: uh huh, the holloween party
electric_pretty_kitty: OH GOD!
kyael_san: I got it recorded of your little 'adventure' in the closet together
electric_pretty_kitty: hey i got the ring back to mordor!
electric_pretty_kitty: SO DHUT UP
electric_pretty_kitty: SHUT UP**
electric_pretty_kitty: YOU BE QUIET
electric_pretty_kitty: I GOT THE RING BACK DAMM IT
kyael_san: bet it would make agood porno, I might even get rich offa it
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
trupaokl: yeah right shes got such small..............fingers
kyael_san: lolkyael_san: soem people have freaky fetishes these days
kyael_san: some^
trupaokl: u could title it rain detecting boobs gone wild!
electric_pretty_kitty: O.O
kyael_san: or "little man in the big mound"
electric_pretty_kitty: or how about
trupaokl: hey tat wasnt me tat was my uncle covered in radishes!
electric_pretty_kitty: IF YOU DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE PUBERTY BOREING FOR THE BOTH OF YOU!
trupaokl: O.O
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
kyael_san: O.o
electric_pretty_kitty: >.<
electric_pretty_kitty:
kyael_san: try me
trupaokl: she'll do it i just know it.........
electric_pretty_kitty: ill do it with my bare hands...
kyael_san: let her
electric_pretty_kitty: buuut
kyael_san: I think yer blufffin
electric_pretty_kitty: you would get to happy about that
trupaokl: WATCH OUT SHES GOT A SPORK!
electric_pretty_kitty: *wips out a bat with nails in it*
trupaokl: oh tat works to
kyael_san: oh yea? well I got a.. a whip!! ha! *pulls out a leather whip* dont make me use the chains too
trupaokl: O.O r u coming on to her or sumn?
trupaokl: wrong move v.v
electric_pretty_kitty: chains exsite me...HAHAHA -beats his balls with the bat of death-kyael_san: shhhh shes not supposed to know
kyael_san: *has a titanium cup*
electric_pretty_kitty: you just came up with that
electric_pretty_kitty: ohh
electric_pretty_kitty: ...
trupaokl: *wips out big magnet*
electric_pretty_kitty: no
electric_pretty_kitty: i got a better idea
electric_pretty_kitty: HEEHEEHEE
electric_pretty_kitty: ^.^
kyael_san: *whips her across the her rear end*
trupaokl: ELECTRICITY!!?
electric_pretty_kitty: shhhhh
kyael_san: if I can fart lightning bolts do you think electricity will hurt me?electric_pretty_kitty: weelll lets seee what we have here
electric_pretty_kitty: nut..titanium
electric_pretty_kitty: electricity?
electric_pretty_kitty: ....
trupaokl: in the right place yes most likely
kyael_san: electricity no hurt me, I can manipulate and absorb it
trupaokl: but can u absorb peanut butter
kyael_san: who says it wont just... never mind, go for it
kyael_san: peanut butter... I can eat that
electric_pretty_kitty: kyael san you have no face
kyael_san: yush I do
electric_pretty_kitty: no..no you dont
kyael_san:
electric_pretty_kitty: AND SOON YOU SHALL HAVE NO BALLS!
kyael_san: umm sorry, they'r stayin with me
electric_pretty_kitty: if you have any...
trupaokl: wait............
trupaokl: just what i was thinking
kyael_san: oh I do I can show you too
kyael_san: in the bed room, whadya say?
trupaokl: *rips off pants* I KNEW IT THEIR JUST GLOF BALLS!
trupaokl: *golf*
electric_pretty_kitty: XD
kyael_san: *has boxers on*
electric_pretty_kitty: LITTLE BOXERS!
electric_pretty_kitty: XD
kyael_san: betcha theyr to big for you
trupaokl: MWHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: uuuuh...yeah i dont have any balls
electric_pretty_kitty: they proubley are?
kyael_san: golf balls are better than Mr.Marbles there *points to trupaolk*
kyael_san: trupaokl^
trupaokl: HEY! *turns around and puts beach balls in pants* whos the man now?electric_pretty_kitty: either way..you both suckj
electric_pretty_kitty: each other
trupaokl: only on tuesdays
electric_pretty_kitty: so u admitt it
kyael_san: I dont suck, only much carpet thursdays for $5
trupaokl: who said hes a guy?
trupaokl: *rips off pants+boxers*trupaokl: see hes a she!


BUH BUH BUUUUUUUUH! Is kyael_san really a girl? Will electric_pretty_kitty get her paws on kyael_sans balls? Will trupaokl and kyael_san really become gay lovers? Stay tuned and find out in part 3 of the Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers mini series coming to Lemming Man Theater soon!

Part 1:Midgets and peanut butter dont mix

This is a conversation I had with some friends on Yahoo messenger. I was a little stranger than usual and hyper. Trupaokl is me, electric_pretty_kitty is my friend Amber, Arykoneko is my friend Taka, and Kyael_san is still a new friend of mine and this is the way I wanted to welcome him to my circle of insane friends. This is going to be a three part thing and I'll put the next part up each day. And I know we have bad spelling and make no sense what-so-ever sometimes but try to follow along. I have not edited this conversation in anyway except for the spacing and the text at the very top and bottom of this entry.


trupaokl: LOOK FUZZ!
electric_pretty_kitty: ok what do you want this time
arykoneko: -blinks-
electric_pretty_kitty: i told you i aint got the stuff
kyael_san: O.o
electric_pretty_kitty: >.>
electric_pretty_kitty: O.o
electric_pretty_kitty: o.o
trupaokl: hey i told u to bring it to the peir
electric_pretty_kitty: i know but
trupaokl: i waited a freakin hour!
electric_pretty_kitty: that migdet was squiggly!
electric_pretty_kitty: AND SLIPPERY
trupaokl: the cops almost caught me cause tat damn midget!
electric_pretty_kitty: and you know that much peanut butter can not be good
kyael_san: ... what is this about?
arykoneko: -blinks- h00ba jigga wha?
electric_pretty_kitty: his poor ass
kyael_san: -is lost-
electric_pretty_kitty: BOB will never be the same!
trupaokl: yeah i know im still diggin outta my ears v.v
arykoneko: -hides in the corner- o.o....
electric_pretty_kitty: that poor dog
kyael_san: DONT CALL ME BOB DAMNIT!!
kyael_san: >.<
electric_pretty_kitty: uuhhh..you have peanut butter in your ass?
trupaokl: what u want in on this or sumn kyael?
kyael_san: ...no, sorry I just hate bein called bob
electric_pretty_kitty: welll bob is a dog
electric_pretty_kitty: in the vet
electric_pretty_kitty: because of too much peanut butter
electric_pretty_kitty: and bees
trupaokl: yeah i shoulda bought creamy
kyael_san: thats my grampas name and some people cal me bob.. makes me feel old
electric_pretty_kitty: bees with rabiees
Yahoo! Messenger: arykoneko has left the conference.
trupaokl: guess she didnt want in on the "big one"
electric_pretty_kitty: i know
electric_pretty_kitty: we should do something about here
trupaokl: next time we need a gallon of jelly
electric_pretty_kitty: her*
electric_pretty_kitty: nice and slippery
trupaokl: and some clowns.................
electric_pretty_kitty: but what about the midget?
trupaokl: just give him some makeup
electric_pretty_kitty: the goods have to stay cool in side the midget
electric_pretty_kitty: he cant wear make up--
electric_pretty_kitty: maybe we should talk about this in front of...
electric_pretty_kitty: it...
kyael_san: ... this is interesting n all, but sooo soo sick
trupaokl: ok hide it in the peanut butter and when he has his "fun".....................
trupaokl: yeah we really shouldnt
electric_pretty_kitty: i mean we already said to much
trupaokl: well u know what we have to do
trupaokl: *takes out pepper grinder*
electric_pretty_kitty: ill get the pixie stix
electric_pretty_kitty: *takes out a pixie stix and a rubber duckie*
trupaokl: ok u might feel a little discomfort *takes out peanut butter* but it will be over quick
electric_pretty_kitty: okay 'it" cant remember a thing
electric_pretty_kitty: you got the raccoon?
trupaokl: damn it!
trupaokl: guess well improvise.....
trupaokl: *takes gooses outta pocket*
electric_pretty_kitty: okay that will hurt a little more though
kyael_san: ..you people are wierd
electric_pretty_kitty: SHUT UP YOU@
electric_pretty_kitty: !!
electric_pretty_kitty: GET HIM!
trupaokl: ok the saftey word is bananana fo fanna
kyael_san: *hides*
electric_pretty_kitty: hehehehehe
trupaokl: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
trupaokl: *prepares the peanut butter* u get his pants!
electric_pretty_kitty: -does horible unspeakable things with a rubber duckie-electric_pretty_kitty: -to his ass-
electric_pretty_kitty: XD
trupaokl: *puts peanut butter on pants and feeds them to the gooses*
electric_pretty_kitty: do you think he can still remmeber?
electric_pretty_kitty: maybe you should get the nails
electric_pretty_kitty: and the golf balls
trupaokl: i knew i shoulda got extra crunchy
electric_pretty_kitty: YOU DAMM FOOOL
trupaokl: ok ill get the tennis balls
electric_pretty_kitty: NOT HARD ENUFF
kyael_san: wtf?!?!
trupaokl: HEY ITS ALL THE DAMN SUPERMARKETS FAULT!
electric_pretty_kitty: GET SOME BASKET BALLS!
electric_pretty_kitty: KYAEL
electric_pretty_kitty: we arent gonna hurt you
electric_pretty_kitty: just do some uuuuuh
electric_pretty_kitty: experiments
trupaokl: they wont sell blenders to minors v.v
electric_pretty_kitty: yes
electric_pretty_kitty: experiments
electric_pretty_kitty: >.>
electric_pretty_kitty: just sit still
electric_pretty_kitty: its for uhh nature!!
trupaokl: *takes out probe*yes very still.......
electric_pretty_kitty: nature needs your help!
kyael_san: time for psycho powers usageness! * shoots lightning outta his ass and farts at the same time, making an explosion*
trupaokl: yes or else earth will fall apart!
electric_pretty_kitty: now sit..this is only gonna hurt for like a secound
trupaokl: WTF!
electric_pretty_kitty: but damm
electric_pretty_kitty: wtf is going on!
electric_pretty_kitty: TO MANY FRITOS!
trupaokl: *uses midget as sheild*
kyael_san: let it fall apart, * runs for the hills*
trupaokl: get him tim! *sick midget with peanut butter on him*
electric_pretty_kitty: GO PICKACHUU
trupaokl: *sicks*
electric_pretty_kitty: I CHOOOOOOOOOOSE YOU
electric_pretty_kitty: PIKA PIKAAAAAAAA
electric_pretty_kitty: CHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUU
electric_pretty_kitty: hehe i felt like doing that
trupaokl: *pikachu starts humping starmie*
kyael_san: *opens a can of beans* Don't make me use this!!!
electric_pretty_kitty: OH GOD!
trupaokl: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
electric_pretty_kitty: -back off-
electric_pretty_kitty: how does he know
electric_pretty_kitty: about the..the beans?
trupaokl: the beans O.O
trupaokl: put down the beans.....
electric_pretty_kitty: OH GOOOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyy
kyael_san: NEVER!!!
trupaokl: u dont know what kinda power your messing with
kyael_san: sure I do
electric_pretty_kitty: -gets to her knees-
electric_pretty_kitty: WHYYY@
electric_pretty_kitty: !!
electric_pretty_kitty: god!
trupaokl: just put them down......
kyael_san: why should I?
electric_pretty_kitty: -wips out a bottle of taco sauce and throws it at kyael-electric_pretty_kitty: TAKE THAT
electric_pretty_kitty: i knew it was a good idea to hold that around
kyael_san: IT BURNSSS!!! MY EYES!!!! *falls to his knees stil holding the beans*
trupaokl: yeah and psychiatrists said it was just cause u worship it tat u carry it around
trupaokl: but it has its uses
electric_pretty_kitty: runs to him throwing dead chipmunks on his face-
electric_pretty_kitty: now he will die!


What will happen next! Will Kyael_san be killed by dead chipmunks? Will Trupaokl find a way to get rid of the doomsday beans that have now been unleashed on this world? What will happen to the midget and his peanut butter! Find out on the next installment of the Dangers of Peanut Butter and Strangers mini series which is part of the When Insanity Collides series brought to you by Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew! Number one choice of soda among mental patients!

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*norseman walks into perfume store with a giant battle ax* *smiling blond walks over* "How may I help you sir?" "Well it's my wifes birthday today and I wanted to get her something nice. She usualy smells like burnt horse meat and I wanted to get her something diffrent." "Well sir try new Norsewoman brand Wet Dog! It's for those sexy norsewomen that want to seem
sophisticated and at the same time turn their men on!" "No thank you. How bout something else?" "Well what about this lovely animal carcass. It comes in 3 designer animals! Bear, goat, and beaver. They go well with any furniture placement and add the scent of rotting flesh to the room without wasting an outlet and don't need batterys unlike those other more expensive brands. And it only costs 10 chickens and a rabbit!" "No that's still kinda pricey. Anything I can get for a rabbit and 2 slaves?" "Of course! We have many reasonably priced gifts. How about a beautiful wrist-sundail! It accurately keeps track of months, days, and hours, glows in the dark and its solar powered!" "Wow great!" "Another satisfied customer at Norsewoman Boutique!"

*static*

Are you plauged by bad credit and can't afford even the simplest luxurys in life? *shows man trying to buy playboy* "Sorry sir your credit card is no good" Wanna get creditors off your back? *mob is beating a man on the ground with baseball bats* "We warned you when you missed you last payment on your lemon pogo stick!" Well your credit problems can be solved when you come down to Satan's Credit Union! Our staff is friendly and made up of only the finest torturers, demons, and lawyers we could find! *shows 9 foot tall muscle man with a black hood on his head wearing a suit* "How may I help you today sir?" And anybody can apply! Even if you had bad credit in the past, have low income, or even slaughtered thousands of innocent lives we will still look at your credit problems in a fair and balanced matter. All it costs is your immortal human soul! So come on down to Satan's Credit Union today! *gives the thumbs up*

Only accept souls of the real applicant. Toasters, rats, lemons, cheeses, and printers not eligible to apply. side effects may include but are not limited to living in hell for all eternity ,depression, being the eternal slave of Satan ,diarrea, having no pulse ,and sudden outbreaks of acne. Results may vary.

I would like to give credit to Amber, Loki and Taka who helped me out and gave me inspiration for this project.

Boring journal entry

Well since I havent made a journal entry for awhile i guess Ill tell you bout the last couple days. On thanksgiving I quickly ate some ham and mashed potatoes and dashed to my room. The relatives were coming over any minute and I knew I had to find a way to avoid my little cousins. I sat in my room reading for a couple hours while I heard nothing but screaming, running, crying, and the X-men theme song on full blast. Finally when the chaos subsided the first thing I did was go to check on the playstation and luckily my sis distracted them enough they never got a chance to touch it. On friday, which was International Sinkie day for you uneducated people, I just sat around all day chatting and stuff. But then when i read Loki's blog I was shocked at what I read. I just froze there thinking. I walked to my room and layed looking at the ceiling thinking deeply. I then got back online a little later and talked to Loki for a bit and asked her about what I read and had some inspiration and wrote about who judges our lives. I don't want to say exactly how she inspired me but when she read it she said that "No yahoo can show how Im feeling right now" I didn't know that it would have such an effect but it really made me feel great that she liked it so much. I was just so glad we could be so open to each other. Saturday I went to help at the Kung Fu garage sale. There weren't that many people that came in. We gave away some books a couple T.V.s and a doll or 2 but I don't thing we made much. The people that came to help just sat around reading kung fu magazines and talking. We had a couple arguments about honor on the street because my way of thinking is if someone attacks you do whatever you can to get them on the ground so my first action would be kick them in the groin. Another guy who used to be a fencer said that if you do that the other people attacking you would just fight harder knowing that you would make such a cheap shot. We then talked about anime, made some opinions about what we read in the kung fu magzines and ordered some pizza. I then oredered some Escrima sticks from the catalog and went home. The rest of my weekend and monday were just boring as usual and for some reason I can't get back to writing my storys. Anybody got some advice for writers block?

There is no escape.....

Everybody has their problems wether it be school, chores, money, love, or trying to decide right from wrong. Everybodys problems are unique and everybody has their own way of deeling with them. Some people smoke, drink, or do other drugs to get away from their problems. Others run, eat, watch T.V., read a book, meditate, write, to try and keep their mind off problems. But in the end, no matter what you do, there is no easy way getting away from your problems. There is only one good, and healthy, way to get over your problems. And that is to suck it up and deal with! Don't turn into a drug addict or gain 30 pounds or rot your brain just because theres a little speed bump in life! Do the best you can to deal with your problems and get on with life! Just because you have a "big math test" doesn't mean you should eat a tub of rocky road ice cream! Just because your girlfriend left you doesn't mean you should become a drug addict and die a horrible painful death by lung cancer! Just because your parents split up doesn't mean you have to learn the name of every character on pokemon! And don't start smoking tobacco and say "I'm not avoiding life im just taking a little break from it." Your just making it harder on yourself because when you get off your high or pokemon is over or you finish your book or you eat the last gallon of ice cream your problems are still there. Your just prolonging the inevitable and making it harder to deal with your problems be putting it off. If some hills in life are a little bit steeper or higher than others just get put your good pair of mountain climbing shoes and start climbing and the sooner you start the faster you will be over with it and you can get on with life. Not all problems last forever but not everyone has the time to wait for someone else to build a tunnel through the hill. Everybody is dying of a disease and you only have a little time to live. That disease is life. Everyone is dying right now. If you knew you only had a week to live would you just sit on your ass watching T.V.! Well everytime you put off studying or mope around or just run around in circles or getting high your just wasting perecious time! What I'm trying to say (and I swear this is the last time I'm gonna say it) GET OFF YOUR ASS, SUCK IT UP YOU BIG BABY, AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

(This is not directed towards anyone person in general but towards everyone who is living or at least undead)

Who is the head judge who decides how we live our lives?

People judge each other many diffrent ways. How we dress,how we act,how we talk,where we're born. These are not proper basis on how to treat our fellow man. Everybody lives their life one way or another. The decisions we make, make up who we become. If someone gets caught up in a buisness and devotes their life to it they become hard working but aren't much of a people person. Someone who lives their life at home reading books gains knowledge, but not experience, of the outside world. Every decision you make can and will shape the kind of person you are. That is why in life you are your own judge. People around you may have their diffrent opinons about you but that is NOT what matters. It's what kinda person that you are that is what is really important. People get in fights to prove themselves, to protect the ones they love, to try to gain respect so that the world may look up to them and see them for who they really are. It is not the fighter that kills his enemy that deserves respect, it is the one that spares the others life that we should respect. The kind of person that knows the value of human life and can accept a person for who they are and get past the bad qualitys is who we should look up to. If someone bumps into you and makes you drop your books, they are the ones you should pity, and the person that runs over and helps you pick up your books, is truly a great person. You may hate and dispise a person but you must pity them at the same time for the poor choices they have made in life that have made them that way. But of course theres always a yin for every yang. Theres at least some good or bad in everybody. Someone that cheats, steals, and lies may find someone dying on the street and help save their life while someone that has done nothing but give to the community, always helps out, and has never told a single lie in their life may one day find them selves standing over a dead body and covered in blood. So remember that it is the choices that you make in life,there may not exactly be a right or wrong answer to every decision in life but every decision you make will effect you some how wether it be good or bad. Other peoples opinions are nothing but opinions and do not shape who you really are.

My inpiration for this was Loki. I hope it helps those who read this in one way or another.

The REAL Thanksgiving and why america is screwed up

Everyone thinks that Thanksgiving is a day of feast and thanks for the things we have. But why exactly did the indians help the pilgrims out? I mean we were killing their people and stealing their land, its not like they said "Welcome to our neighborhood! We brought you a 100 pounds of food as a welcome gift. Oh and can you please stop trying to erase us from existence?". You can tell the history books are trying to cover something up. Thats why I am going to tell you what really happened. This information was given to me by a very reliable source (the little voices in my head) and it is all at least 99.99999999 true. It all started when the pilgrims of course landed on plimoth rock, which in backwards flesrouykcufog means 'this is what fucked up our society'. The ship and its crew was not sent out to find a new land to get away from the pressure of taxes and find freedom but it was really nothing but a party boat that got lost while the crew had a month long party. The entire ship was full of tea bags, rum bottles, pilgrim pantys, and gum in the steering wheel. All they could do was sit and wait till they crashed on land. Finally months later when they got to america of course the whole crew was extremely stoned and thought it was India and called the natives indians. After running out of food (of course they still had enough beer to get a pod of whales drunk) they went to the natives for help so they could survive the winter, the indians of coursed refused to help. But soon the indians (who origanaly called them selves onisac) hatched a plan to get back their land and kill the pilgrims by using their biggest weakness, partys. They of coursed pretended to lighten up to the pilgrims and taught them a few basic ways to survive. How to fertilize the soil, hunt, cook, among other things. Finally it was time to put their plan into action. They put together a huge feast and invited the pilgrims. They of course showed up half an hour late and went straight to eating. The indians plan was to get the pilgrims so full that they couldn't run away then kill them on the spot. But they underestimated the pilgrims and they ate the indians out of house and home. They ate and ate and didn't show signs of slowing down. Days later the feast was finally finished but by that time the indians had gave up and left. Luckily the pilgrims got their heads together, that is after they ran out of beer, and used what little knowledge the indians gave them to help survive the winter and build a society. Since then the indians have been plotting a way to take back America a diffrent way, by building casinos and using our need to gamble and party to raise money to buy back America while us Americans party, eat, and get drunk.

The impossible has happened......

No this is not another introduction to one of my ideas for a book (hmmmmmm.....*scribbles something down*). Something amazing and utterly unthinkable has happened. No the universe is not collapsing,or theres global peace,or donkeys have learned to walk upright and say the alphabet backwards, i mean the most impossible thing happened last night. Something no one would ever even think was possible or happen in a million years. I asked a girl out.....and she said yes!!!!!!!And not just any girl, THE MARSHNOS QUEEN!!!!!!^.^ At first I never really planned on asking this soon since we have never met in real life and aren't untill this summer but it kinda slipped out. We were chatting online and she said that when she does come to longview her 3 brothers had to come with her. And I suggested that we dump them off at the highlander and we could go to the mall or see a movie or something. Right when I was hitting enter I thought to myself "OH SHIT! NO DON'T SAY THAT YOU MORON!" but it was too late. I was in complete shock. I banged my head on the desk thinking "NO YOU MORON WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!" Then a self beating,a cold shower,and a few minutes of utter confusion and worry later she said yes. I just about fell off my chair. I had never asked a girl out before (except one time but she quickly said no) and she actually said yes! A direct quote from me is "I'm as giddy as a school girl!" I have no idea why I said that, I guess the utter shock made me temporarily insane. I then said good night and walked to my bedroom as calmly as possible so as not to make my parents supicious and ask questions (if they did it would be a horrible merciless torture for months to come) and then calmly closed my door and exploded. I was jumping up and down,I was dancing, and screaming "I CANT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED!" I know it wont be untill summer that we see each other but I guess it took the pressure and anticipation off a little wondering how she would respond off me. I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE SHE ACTUALLY SAID YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^.^ *calms self down* O.K. now to think of a way to ditch the brothers. Anybody got any suggestions?

Is life a game of skill or chance?

I was just watching the movie Bookies and got to thinking is life a bunch of random events that you have to go through and just and pray that your lucky enough to get out on top? Or is everything in life in a predetermined pattern that can be figured out? Well lets take a simple flip of a coin for instance. Everybodys flipped a coin if you cant decide on something. Like if your going to have a mountain dew or dr. pepper,or study for a big math test or just play video games,or even if your going to go out with someone or not. That one coin can send you down many diffrent paths. Sort of like that saying that a butterfly in china can start a chain of events that lead up to a tornado in america. If that coin lands on heads and you decide to drink the dr. pepper instead of a mountain dew your life can completely change. In some wierd accident a screw could have fallen into the dr. pepper,you drink it,nearly choke,sue the company,get rich,live a happy life in beverly hills and live on nothing but dr. pepper for the rest of your life. Or you could drink the mountain dew,get hyper,trip,land on a knife,bleed to death and die. Some people could say that life is nothing but a pattern and once you figure it out you can lead a happy life. But of course it is one tough pattern to figure out because at any given time millions of things could possibly happen. You could be sitting at your desk listening to a song you just downloaded on the internet. At that very point in time many things could happen. The FBI could raid your house and fine you 100,000 for illegal file swaping,you chair could suddenly break,your batterys go out,your headphones break,a meteor hits your house,some random killer could decided to break into your house and club you to death with a sausage (sorry I always try and make my entry at least a little funny),you can just never tell whats going to happen next because theres so many things that can happen and never be predicted. This is my next idea for a mini series. A coin that lets you see the possible out comes of your life. When it is flipped you must make a decision and live through your life and when you die you can return to that very moment where you flipped the coin and make a diffrent decision and live through your life again and see what really would have happened if you made a diffrent decision. The coin can only be used once and in the end you must decide how you want to have lived your life. But would this take all the fun out of life knowing whats going to happen next and always knowing what the right answer to every decision is? Or would it just be more fun knowing how to always come out on top?

Cookies!!!

Ok I'm gonna try and make up for that sappy entry last time so heres something completely random. I have 2 ideas for short stories. The first I thought of in english today when I was thinking that imaginary friends should be able to vote then suddenly for no reason I thought what if all imaginary friends be came real and decided to take over the world? Ok not exactly a solid idea (that and I think I'll try and stop thinking of random things taking over the world) but I'm most likely gonna do something along those lines. Another idea I was thinking of was a reality show like The Real World with The Grim Reaper (who is actually a girl),a hippie , a 90 year old ninja, a alien obsessed with burnt toast, a lemming that wants to run for president, and an apple. They then have to live in trailer park for 3 months with nothing to eat but spam. (and if for some reason that you can't tell I just had sugar)